Funny groom quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, that's one way to RSVP 'Yes' with confidence! 🚀💍😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

  Commentary:
  🤵👀👰 The classic case of motherly mixed feelings — caught between being proud of your son and feeling slightly overlooked at the same time! Don't worry, Mom, you still hold a special place in his heart. Just remember, all eyes might be on the bride, but your son will always be your little boy! 💕 #MotherOfTheGroomDilemma

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

  Commentary:
  "Weddings are like a real-life game of musical chairs, but with hearts instead of chairs. Just remember, if you're feeling mischievous, there's always the 'should've been you' card to play. Just be prepared for some surprised looks and maybe a few awkward laughs!"

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  Jan 24, 2025

  Share →: I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the trials and tribulations of DIY dog grooming! 💇‍♀️🐶 Who knew those furry friends could be such demanding clients? Maybe it's time to leave the styling to the professionals and stick to the simple tricks like fetch and belly rubs. 😉 #DogGroomingStruggles"

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  Jan 24, 2025

  Share →: I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs family drama and friend antics when you have cake as your soulmate? 🍰👰‍♀️ Just you, your big cake, and maybe a fork for good measure. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too? 😂 #SingleLifeGoals"

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