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- I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.
- I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.
- A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”
- That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.
- Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.
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🤵👀👰 The classic case of motherly mixed feelings — caught between being proud of your son and feeling slightly overlooked at the same time! Don't worry, Mom, you still hold a special place in his heart. Just remember, all eyes might be on the bride, but your son will always be your little boy! 💕 #MotherOfTheGroomDilemma
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- A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”
- I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.
- Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.
- I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.
- That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.
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