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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.
2 months ago
Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.
2 months ago
The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?
3 months ago
I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.
3 months ago
Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.
3 months ago
Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?
3 months ago
The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.
3 months ago
My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.
3 months ago
My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.
3 months ago
I am the human version of tangled headphones.
3 months ago