My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Commentary:
🀣 Oh, the audacity of teens these days! Asking for noise-cancelling headphones as if it's a present for you to enjoy uninterrupted peace and quiet from their constant chatter. πŸŽ§πŸ™‰ Good luck trying to upgrade the art of ignoring your parents, kiddo!