Witty text about a teen wanting noise-canceling headphones to ignore parents better.

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like Iโ€™m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Commentary:
๐Ÿคฃ Oh, the audacity of teens these days! Asking for noise-cancelling headphones as if it's a present for you to enjoy uninterrupted peace and quiet from their constant chatter. ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ™‰ Good luck trying to upgrade the art of ignoring your parents, kiddo!