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14 Funny hiding quotes

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025