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20 Funny hiding quotes

Funny hiding quotes bring a burst of laughter to those sneaky moments when you’re playing hide-and-seek or just avoiding chores 🙈😂 Whether you’re a master of stealth or hilariously bad at hiding, these witty lines will brighten your day and make you smile 😄🎉 Ready to embrace the art of hiding with a giggle? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on staying out of sight! 😜🤫

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Posted onJan 23, 2026

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Posted onJan 21, 2026Jan 21, 2026

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

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