20 Funny hiding quotes

• I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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  2 months ago

  arguing, argument, big, Big Mac, busy, couple, door, hiding, humor, i, mac, next, observation, trash, trash can, vegan, watching, wrapper

• The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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  2 months ago

  being, end, family, food, forget, forgetfulness, hidden, hiding, humor, i, kid, me, parenting, parenting struggle, problem, snacks, struggle, too

• Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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  2 months ago

  activity, coming, corner, escape, event, found, fun, fun activity, hide, hiding, humor, i, lights, noise, party, social, social event, us

• Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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  2 months ago

  diet, eat, hiding, humor, marriage, relationship, snacks, spouse

• King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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  2 months ago

  able, better, building, city, funny observation, hide, hiding, hiding place, humor, irony, king, King Kong, kong, middle, movie, movie reference, new, New York City, observation, place, reference, tallest, tallest building, top, york

• I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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  2 months ago

  finance, hiding, humor, i, money, myself, need, procrastination, self, spending, start

• I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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  2 months ago

  Bigfoot, hiding, human, humans, humor, i, nature, right, solitude, stay, think

• Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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  2 months ago

  25, friend, friends, funny situation, granite, granite orb, hiding, mess, mess up, minimalist, orb, party, situation, surprise, surprise party, unexpected, us

• Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adult life, anxiety, everyday, everyday life, funny observation, grocery, grocery store, hiding, i, know, life, me, much, nothing, observation, people, prepared, social, social anxiety, spent, store

• We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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  2 months ago

  always, asked, hiding, humor, irony, mystery, never, perspective, question, Waldo, where

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