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20 Funny hiding quotes

Funny hiding quotes bring a burst of laughter to those sneaky moments when you’re playing hide-and-seek or just avoiding chores 🙈😂 Whether you’re a master of stealth or hilariously bad at hiding, these witty lines will brighten your day and make you smile 😄🎉 Ready to embrace the art of hiding with a giggle? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on staying out of sight! 😜🤫

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Posted on5 months ago

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Posted onMar 20, 2025Mar 20, 2025

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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