18 Funny hiding quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

  Commentary:
  "When you're outsmarted by your own snack stash… 🤦🏻‍♀️🍫🔍 #SnackNinjaFail"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

  Commentary:
  "Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

  Commentary:
  "Marriage is essentially a secret snack alliance with occasional guilt trips disguised as diet plans. 🍿🥨🤫 #PartnersInCrunchingNumbers"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I need to start hiding my money from myself.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic hide-and-seek game between you and your own wallet! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Who will outwit whom in this battle of financial espionage? Maybe try stashing your money in a place so secret, even you can't find it! 🤑🔍 #MoneyMystery"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

  Commentary:
  "Bigfoot really understood the importance of social distancing way before it was cool. 🦶🌲 Maybe we should take some notes from the legendary recluse and avoid the drama of human interaction. 😂 #BigfootWisdom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the minimalist party turned into a maximum occupancy situation! 🎉 Less is more, except when it comes to unexpected guests hiding behind random granite décor. 😂 #MinimalistMaximalistParty

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of stealthily dodging acquaintances in the produce aisle, perfecting the art of supermarket camouflage 🥦🕵️‍♂️ Who knew grocery shopping could turn into a modern-day game of hide and seek? #ProHideAndSeeker"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe Waldo is a hide-and-seek champion avoiding his fans, or he owes money to the IRS! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Let's turn the tables on Waldo – Where are you hiding, buddy? 🤔🔍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

  Commentary:
  Oh, a classic case of arachnid anxiety – poor spider must be having an existential crisis now! 🕷️🏃‍♀️ Hope you left him a tiny note saying "You're not safe yet, little buddy!" 😉 #Spidernapped

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