That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.

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🚪🔔 Ah, the universal struggle of pretending you’re not home when the doorbell rings! It’s a masterpiece of stealth and deception worthy of a spy mission. Who knew tip-toeing to the window could earn you a black belt in ninja tactics? Just remember, when in doubt, freeze and hold your breath – maybe they’ll think the house is haunted! 👻😂

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