Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Marriage is essentially a secret snack alliance with occasional guilt trips disguised as diet plans. 🍿🥨🤫 #PartnersInCrunchingNumbers" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid. I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”
