Funny Quote About Marriage and Sneaky Snack Wars

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"Marriage is essentially a secret snack alliance with occasional guilt trips disguised as diet plans. 🍿🥨🤫 #PartnersInCrunchingNumbers"

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.
Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.
You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.
The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.
The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.