Funny horny quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

  Commentary:
  "So basically, Twitter is a place where 150% of people exist… 🤔. It's a mathematically challenged, emotionally volatile bonanza! Who said you can't be horny, depressed, and bad at math all at the same time? Twitter says otherwise! 🤣 #TwitterLogic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of the human condition: a delicate balance between simmering rage and raging hormones 🤷‍♂️🔥💔 Who knew that our evolutionary journey would lead us to this delightful intersection of emotions? 😂 #AngryAndHorny"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of cucumber placement at crucial moments 😂🥒! Just remember, choose wisely and avoid any mix-ups between the salad bowl and the bedroom! 🥗🛏️ #FoodForThought"

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