Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

Posted on by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Funny quote about Christmas and lonely singles with a witty, playful tone.
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πŸŽ…πŸ˜‚ "Breaking news: Neither Santa nor 'local singles' are coming down your chimney this year!" πŸ’”πŸŽ„

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