Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your sixth sense is more like a sixth sense of humor ๐๐ฎ #EmpathLife Related funny posts ๐ค I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good. Teens be like, โYou know that crumbled up piece of paper thatโs been on the table all week? I need it for school.โ We got our carpet cleaned today, so Iโm just waiting for the dog to throw up. My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. Donโt bother telling me where youโre from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.