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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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Funny horses quotes 🐴😂 bring a hilarious twist to our love for these majestic creatures! Whether you’re a rider, a fan, or just love a good laugh, these witty sayings capture the playful and sometimes sassy side of horses 🐎💬. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even neigh with delight as you dive into the lighter, funnier moments of horse life! 🎉🐾

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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