Funny horses quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

  Commentary:
  🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

  Commentary:
  "Riding high on a donkey, but still trying to look majestic! 🐴✨😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

  Commentary:
  🚀🐒🐎 "Forget red carpets, let's give those astronauts a wild welcome with chimpanzees on horses! Talk about a stellar touchdown!" 🌠🤣 #OutOfThisWorldWelcome

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

  Commentary:
  🐎🦘 "Riding through the animal kingdom like Goldilocks trying out different chairs… 'This one's too bumpy, this one's too slow, ahh, horses are just right!' 🤣"

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