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Funny idiom quotes

Milk or be milked.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

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