Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Someone's been chewing on idioms instead of their veggies! 😂🌿🥦 Related funny posts 🤝 I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing. My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways. I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me. I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them. “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.