Funny quotes ironic

Funny ironic quotes

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

3 weeks ago

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

2 months ago

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

3 months ago

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

3 months ago

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

3 months ago