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Humorous text about absurdly pouring Diet Coke into a gunshot wound, playful and shocking.

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, just reach for the Diet Coke instead πŸ‹βž‘οΈπŸ₯€πŸ”«πŸ˜…

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beverage, coke, diet, Diet Coke, gunshot, gunshot wound, humor, injury, ironic, ironic remedy, pain, pain relief, relief, remedy, wound on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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