I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.