Funny quotes isolation

22 Funny isolation quotes

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Funny Quotes Mar 30, 2025

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025