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"Current situation: involuntarily becoming one with my thoughts 🧘♂️🤯 Can someone please ship an emergency playlist to the gym? 🎧😂"
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- I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.
- People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.
- I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.
- If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.
- I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.
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"Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have creepy creatures lurking in the shadows? Let the monster under the bed keep you company tonight! 🌌👻 #LonelyButSpooky" -
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Wearing headphones: A surefire way to invite virtual shout-outs from invisible fans in the room 🤷♂️🎧 "Hey, did you say something?" Ah yes, the classic case of music-induced ghostly hecklers! 😂 So, next time you find yourself randomly shouting "What?!" at an imaginary audience, just blame it on the headphones! #HeadphonesHauntedByFriendlySpectators
Top Funny Isolation Quotes 🔥
- Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!
- Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.
- Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?
- Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.
- Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.
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