Funny quotes isolation

22 Funny isolation quotes

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

4 weeks ago

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

1 month ago

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

2 months ago

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

3 months ago

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

3 months ago

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

3 months ago

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

3 months ago

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

3 months ago

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

3 months ago

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

3 months ago

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

3 months ago

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

3 months ago

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

3 months ago

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

3 months ago

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

3 months ago

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

3 months ago

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

3 months ago

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

3 months ago

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

3 months ago

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

3 months ago