26 Funny isolation quotes

• At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, forgot, gym, headphones, help, humor, i, isolation, listen, own, self-reflection, send, solitude, thoughts, workout

• Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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  2 months ago

  alone, alone time, anyone, apps, delete, detox, detoxification, digital, digital detox, digital detoxification, girl, happiness, health, isolation, mental, mental health, phone, self-care, solitude, sometimes, speak, time, true, week

• I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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  2 months ago

  growing, growth, hair, hangout, humor, isolation, me, mullet, style, want

• If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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  2 months ago

  activity, company, entertainment, fear, fun, fun activity, horror, horror movie, isolation, lights, lonely, movie, put, solitude

• You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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  2 months ago

  arrest, couple, couple days, days, ever, house, house arrest, humor, isolation, mood, put, self-imposed, weird, weird mood, yourself

• The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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  2 months ago

  experience, hallucination, headphones, humor, isolation, music, people, perception, shouting, thing, why, worst

• Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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  2 months ago

  creativity, fun, humor, inside, introvert, isolation, party, personality, room, self, socialize, why

• An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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  2 months ago

  bar, home, humor, introvert, isolation, joke, just, kidding, social

• People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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  2 months ago

  bad, commentary, humor, indoors, introversion, isolation, people, social, social commentary, stay, talk

• I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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  2 months ago

  along, encounter, hope, hoping, humor, i, isolation, journey, know, less, road, run, social, travel

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