Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When I say I'm "hanging out with friends," I mean my collection of mismatched socks. 😜🧦🤪 Related funny posts 🤝 “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point. One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed? Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird. To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success. I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.