If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.