Funny jewelry quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time to dust off my 'vintage' mixtapes 🎶🤦‍♂️ #FeelingAntique"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

  Commentary:
  "Indeed, losing jewelry can be quite the emotional rollercoaster ride! 😭 One minute you're shining bright 💍, the next minute you're on a wild goose chase 🕵️‍♀️. It's like your heart gets a sudden case of separation anxiety from your favorite bling! 💔"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

  Commentary:
  "Jewelry stores: Where you can conveniently express both your good intentions and your…not-so-subtle intentions 😏💎 #CoveringAllBases"

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that diamonds are not only a girl's best friend but also a symbol of love and commitment? 💍✨ In ancient India, diamonds were believed to possess mystical powers and were used in battle to protect warriors! ⚔️💎 Whether for romance or friendship, these sparkling gems have always had a special place in hearts and history! ❤️💖

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