Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh no, now I'm just a shiny potato with no seasoning! π₯β¨π Related funny posts π€ Tell me Iβd look good in a potato sack or lose me forever. Canβt. Iβm busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am. Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash. I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato. The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.