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Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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If you're trying to perfume-ade the situation and gem-tly make your way to my good side, you're on the right track! πŸ’ŽπŸ’¨πŸ˜„

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged gift, gift idea, gifting, humor, idea, jewelry, me, never, perfume, present, things, wrong on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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