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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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You are the Monday of my life.

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You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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Funny job market quotes

Funny job market quotes bring a much-needed dose of laughter 😂 to the ups and downs of hunting for that dream gig 💼. Whether you’re swiping through listings or surviving interviews, these witty lines keep the mood light and remind us that everyone’s been there 🤪. Ready to chuckle and relate? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on the wild world of work! 🎉✨

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

1 month ago
aspiration, bad, career, dreams, following, humor, i, job, job market, market, unemployment
I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

1 month ago
authority, being, fit, good, home, humor, job, job market, market, nonconformity, personal, personal values, sarcasm, self-righteousness, strengths, traditional, values, workplace
I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

1 month ago
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When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

3 months ago
bad, career, choice, dream, dreams, follow, going, humor, job, job market, life, life choice, market, motivation, unemployment
Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

5 months ago
2022, before, ChatGPT, chopper, comparison, entry-level, entry-level job, getting, humor, impact, job, job market, last, last chopper, market, realize, release, taking, technology, technology impact, Vietnam

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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