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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.