Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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“Job market so bad, I’ve resorted to becoming a full-time dream chaser! 😂💭 Who needs a paycheck when you can have a dream-cation? ✨ #LivingTheDream”

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