Funny Jurassic Park quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  If that doesn't say we're living in a weird timeline, I don't know what does! 🦖😂🎬

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Still waiting, but at least I don't have to worry about becoming a dinosaur snack! 🦖🐐😅

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Feeling prehistoric, but still roaring! 🦖🦕 Just call me 'Grandasaurus Rex'! 👴🤣"

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Who needs relaxation when you can have a raptor-inspired adventure? 🦖 Just don't forget your T-Rex repellent! 🏝️ #DesperateTimesCallForDinoVacation"

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Life finds a way… to tempt even the most cautious souls into embracing a dinosaur-sized adventure! 🦖🌴 Just remember, even the wildest thrills come with a few Jurassic-sized risks! 😅 #JurassicParkAntics"

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  🦕🤣 Oh, the Jurassic snore strikes again! Forget T-Rex, we've got the husband rumbling like a raptor on a roll! 🦖💤 Don't need a park for that prehistoric sound show, just tune in to the nightly snore-saurus spectacle! 😂 #SleepySaurussSymphony

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