Funny Jurassic Park quotes

• Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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• It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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• Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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• Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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• I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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• I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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• If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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