Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Feeling prehistoric, but still roaring! 🦖🦕 Just call me 'Grandasaurus Rex'! 👴🤣" Related funny posts 🤝 If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore. If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus. I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park. I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore. I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.