11 Funny life change quotes — Wordgag ツ

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

3 months ago3 months ago

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

4 months ago4 months ago

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

4 months ago4 months ago

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

5 months ago5 months ago

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

6 months ago6 months ago

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Feb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Jan 27, 2025

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Jan 22, 2025

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Jan 21, 2025

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Jan 20, 2025