Funny quotes life change

Funny life change quotes

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

2 weeks ago

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

1 month ago

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

2 months ago

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

3 months ago

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

3 months ago

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

3 months ago

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

3 months ago