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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.