Funny lift quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

  Commentary:
  "When life gets cheesy, grab a freebie! 🍔😄 #MoodBooster"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Never eat more than you can lift.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, the secret to a successful diet is to always make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your thighs! So, never eat more than you can lift, unless you're training for the heavy lifting competition at the next buffet!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone took 'ski lift exit' a little too literally! 🎿💥 Who needs training when you've got an epic entrance like that? Talk about making an impression! 😂 #SkiLiftFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: A cat's preferred mode of transportation is definitely not Velcro 🐱🛋️ #catlogic #stickykitty"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the gym, where the weightlifters envy your stamina and the cardio kings envy your strength…or is it the other way around? 🏋️‍♂️🏃‍♂️ In any case, it's all in a day's workout for the center of the universe! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal dilemma of pondering the true purpose of music – whether it's for soothing the soul or fueling those epic gym workouts 🎸💪! Perhaps Van Halen's music was just the secret sauce for summoning inner strength and hitting that next rep like a rockstar! 🤘🎶 #RockYourWeights

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