Funny lift quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Never eat more than you can lift.
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  4 months ago

  View →: With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.
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  5 months ago

  View →: At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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