Never eat more than you can lift. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Remember, the secret to a successful diet is to always make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your thighs! So, never eat more than you can lift, unless you're training for the heavy lifting competition at the next buffet!" Related funny posts 🤝 My thighs are bigger than my chances in life. How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail. The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.