Never eat more than you can lift. Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Remember, the secret to a successful diet is to always make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your thighs! So, never eat more than you can lift, unless you're training for the heavy lifting competition at the next buffet!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me. I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to. If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave. With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop. I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.
