How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Lifting weights? I'm just trying to lift my spirits after attempting a ponytail! 💪😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Never eat more than you can lift. There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before. My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option? The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.