Funny quotes limit

Funny limit quotes

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

2 months ago

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

2 months ago

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

2 months ago

Time needs a speed limit.

3 months ago

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

3 months ago

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

3 months ago

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

3 months ago

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

3 months ago

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

3 months ago

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

3 months ago