Funny limit quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic case of "flawless execution… until it's not!" 🙈 Don't worry, you're not alone in the art of making a decision seem like an Olympic event only to end up face-planting at the finish line! 😂 Always remember, it's the journey that counts, not just the destination… or in this case, the aftermath! 🤷‍♂️ #DecisionMakingDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My last straw is way longer than I thought.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's last straw got an extension! Who knew they were offering upgrades in exasperation these days?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry extraverts, muggles, normies, and werewolves… you didn't make the cut! 🧙🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️ #SelectiveReplying #OnlyTheCoolKidsAllowed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of hydration vs. screen addiction 🌊📱 Who needs self-control when you have Netflix, am I right? 😜 Someone pass me a water bottle and a remote, stat! 💦📺"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Time needs a speed limit.

  Commentary:
  "Time definitely needs to slow down, it's racing by faster than a cheetah on espresso! 🕰️🚗⏳ Maybe we should put some speed bumps on the road of time to give us a chance to catch our breath and enjoy the journey! 🤣 #TimeManagementIssues"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like both you and credit cards have something in common – reaching your limits! 💳💸 Maybe it's time for a financial cooldown before swiping again! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that sandwiches were engaged in a constant battle with the laws of physics? 🥪💫 Maybe one day, we'll witness a sandwich so epic that it defies all rules of the universe! 🚀😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

  Commentary:
  "Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. No speeding tickets for this eternal heartthrob! 🚗💨✨ #ForeverYoungLeo"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ol' 'I'm not ignoring the rules, I just didn't notice you, Officer' defense 🚓😅 It's all fun and games until you get caught… and end up with a ticket souven-WHEEEE! 🚗💨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

  Commentary:
  When the speed limit feels like a mere suggestion rather than a rule 😂🚗💨 Who are these mythical creatures actually following it?? 🤔 #LifeinaFastLane #NeedforSpeed

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