Funny limit quotes

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Time needs a speed limit.

Time needs a speed limit.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I don't know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025