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I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

Witty text about social limits, humorously expressing a reluctance to stay out long.

Commentary:
Sounds like a new Olympic sport: sprinting back to the couch! πŸ›‹οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

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