Funny lips quotes

• I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

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  2 weeks ago

  hope, humor, i, kiss, kissing, lips, longing, miss, missing, next, relationship, romantic, wish, year

• I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

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  2 months ago

  commission, deadline, done, humor, i, kiss, lips, need, romantic, tonight

• In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward question, comedy, complete, conversation, deep, deep gaze, flirting, gaze, humor, interview, job, job interview, lips, me, parted, parted lips, question, response, you complete me

• I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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  2 months ago

  doing, drinking, dry, Dry January, humor, January, just, lips, self-care, skin

• If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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  2 months ago

  chapstick, coma, ever, humor, lips, put, request, self-care

• Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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  2 months ago

  check, cherry, date, flirt, humor, lips, taste

• You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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  2 months ago

  beauty, cat, choice, dilemma, glossy, glossy lip, humor, lip, lips, pet

• They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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  2 months ago

  boundary, face, frustration, hard, hit, humor, irony, kiss, know, lips, relationship, say

• My lips could use some attention today.

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  3 months ago

  attention, beauty, humor, lip, lips, self-care, today

• It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

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  3 months ago

  admission, admit, flirt, humor, kiss, lips, okay, want, yours

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