Funny lips quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?
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  4 months ago

  View →: You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.
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  5 months ago

  View →: They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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