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Witty text about a humorous romantic deadline involving a kiss.

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

Commentary:
Oops, looks like I forgot to charge my "kiss commission" fee! πŸ˜…πŸ’‹πŸ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged commission, deadline, done, humor, i, kiss, lips, need, romantic, tonight on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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