I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oops, looks like I forgot to charge my "kiss commission" fee! 😅💋😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Tested positive for needing a kiss. As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching! You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy. I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me. Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.