According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Dry January isn't just a challenge, it's a full-body experience! πͺπ¦π Related funny posts π€ Iβve been doing Dry January, but itβs literally just been my lips and skin. If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol. Clearly Iβm not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor. Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?” Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.