If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people. Commentary:Chilly office? Looks like they’re trying to keep their scaly secret from overheating! 🦎❄️
If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard. Commentary:Turning a home into a sauna one degree at a time! 🦎☀️
I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard. Commentary:Living my best life one noodle and sunbeam at a time! 🍝☀️🦎
