If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people. Posted onFeb 2, 2026
If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard. Posted onFeb 1, 2026
I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard. Posted onFeb 1, 2026