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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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Turning a home into a sauna one degree at a time! 🦎☀️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged AC, cold, cold preference, heat, humor, invite, keep, lizard, me, please, preference, temperature, terrarium on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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