I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living my best life one noodle and sunbeam at a time! πβοΈπ¦ Related funny posts π€ I shouldnβt have to go to work if itβs rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat. Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s. If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600. There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company. I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.