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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

2 months ago

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

3 months ago

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

3 months ago