Funny majority quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

  Commentary:
  “Who needs a therapist when you have a dog? 🐾 Most of them are just winging it anyways! 🤣 #FreelanceTherapists”

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

  Commentary:
  "Good news for antique doll collectors! 🎎 Keep calm and carry on with your doll collection – they're probably too busy looking fabulous to plan any murderous schemes! 🪆🔪 #DollsJustWannaHaveFun"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't it just rude of time to keep marching forward like that? 🕰️🤷‍♂️ It seems the universe didn't get the memo that we're supposed to stay perpetually young and hip. Maybe we should start a petition to halt this aging business – who's with me? 📝😂 #ForeverYoung #TimeFlies

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