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Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

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I’m soirΓ©e for my mispronunciation of French words.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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β€œStill gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Making waves on Facebook:

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Trending via Instagram:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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Funny majority quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of going with the crowd 🀣✨ Whether you’re team rebel or just love a good laugh at popular opinions, these witty lines will have you smiling and thinking twice about following the herd πŸ‘πŸ’­ Get ready for some playful insights that prove sometimes the majority is just funny business! 😜πŸ”₯

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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Last night’s dream could have been an email.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Live now on LinkedIn:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Going bananas on Slack:

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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