Funny majority quotes

• Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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  2 months ago

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• All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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  2 months ago

  animal, dog, dogs, freelancing, humor, just, majority, pet, therapy

• Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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  2 months ago

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• The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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  2 months ago

  age, being, dare, generation, humor, i, majority, me, meet, nerve, people, perspective, younger

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