Funny majority quotes

Funny majority quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of going with the crowd 🤣✨ Whether you’re team rebel or just love a good laugh at popular opinions, these witty lines will have you smiling and thinking twice about following the herd 🐑💭 Get ready for some playful insights that prove sometimes the majority is just funny business! 😜🔥

Funny majority quotes - Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Commentary:
"Good news for antique doll collectors! 🎎 Keep calm and carry on with your doll collection – they're probably too busy looking fabulous to plan any murderous schemes! 🪆🔪 #DollsJustWannaHaveFun"

Funny majority quotes - The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

Commentary:
Well, isn't it just rude of time to keep marching forward like that? 🕰️🤷‍♂️ It seems the universe didn't get the memo that we're supposed to stay perpetually young and hip. Maybe we should start a petition to halt this aging business – who's with me? 📝😂 #ForeverYoung #TimeFlies