The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

Commentary:
Well, isn’t it just rude of time to keep marching forward like that? 🕰️🤷‍♂️ It seems the universe didn’t get the memo that we’re supposed to stay perpetually young and hip. Maybe we should start a petition to halt this aging business – who’s with me? 📝😂 #ForeverYoung #TimeFlies