The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.