Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Facebook memories: the ultimate Roast Master of my romantic past! πππ Related funny posts π€ Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. Itβs like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them. By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together. Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com. My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.