Funny medical humor quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

  Commentary:
  When your surgical assistant goes on a coffee break mid-surgery 😂🫀☕️

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  6 days ago

  Share →: If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a real gut-wrenching performance, can't wait for the behind-the-scenes content! 🍿🩺😂

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  6 days ago

  Share →: If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

  Commentary:
  Trying the classic "turn it off and on again" even in life-or-death scenarios! 😂🔌✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

  Commentary:
  😂💥 "Because even the English language knows when to show some cheeky restraint! 🚀🍑"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking 'dolling up' to a whole new level! 😂🩺🎀 #DollDrama"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate game of 'Head-ache-tective!' 🔍🧠😅 Who needs puzzles when your body is a mystery, right? 😂💧🍕💤"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, but this escape room is strictly for those with exit strategies… and well, let's just say I never got the memo on natural exits! 🚪😅 #CSectionSurvivor"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like your eye doctor might be battling between being a medical expert and a Pokémon master! 🔬👾 Just imagine walking into the clinic and suddenly, sounds of "Pikachu, I choose you!" fill the room. Who knows, maybe the cure for your chalazion involves a potion brewed by a Charizard! Stay hopeful, and remember to catch 'em all… I mean, trust your young eye doctor! 😉

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