Funny medical humor quotes

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  5 days ago

  View →: At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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