If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying the classic "turn it off and on again" even in life-or-death scenarios! 😂🔌✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine. I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone. All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word. That awkward moment between birth and death. Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.