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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

3 months ago

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

3 months ago

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

3 months ago

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

3 months ago

Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

3 months ago

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

3 months ago

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

3 months ago

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

3 months ago

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

3 months ago

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

3 months ago

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

3 months ago

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

3 months ago

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

3 months ago

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

3 months ago

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

3 months ago

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

3 months ago

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

3 months ago

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

3 months ago

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

3 months ago

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

3 months ago