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Keeping my inner villain sharp one reminder at a time! 😈✨
165 Funny men quotes
Men are very good at being women lately.
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"When makeup tutorials start looking like magic tricks, you know men have leveled up! 💄✨🤣"
Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.
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Mastering the art of "ignore and walk away" like a ninja in heels! 🕶️💁♀️💃
Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.
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Sounds like those guys are about to have a hiss-terical encounter! 🐍😄
I love men with a provider fetish.
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Sounds like someone has a shopping cart that's always full! 🛒💸😄
Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.
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When he says he’ll give 110%, but he meant 110% of the bare minimum 🤦♂️🙈
Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.
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Ah, the good ol' days when dodging bullets was easier than sending a text! 📜📱🤣
Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.
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When he triple-texts and then calls because I took 5 minutes to reply, that's true dedication! 😂📱💥
Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.
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Oh, so I've been performing cultural rituals every time I ask for tech support! 😄🤓🙋♀️
Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.
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Guess times have changed from shields to snuggles! 🛡️➡️🥄 #CuddleWarriors