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2 months ago
Share →: Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Commentary:
When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂
3 months ago
Share →: If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Commentary:
"Patience is a virtue when waiting for a woman to get ready! Remember, she's creating a masterpiece, not just getting dressed 😉⏳ #TimelessBeauty"
3 months ago
Share →: It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of Mondays! Just when you think the weekend vibes are kicking in, bam! Monday strikes again like clockwork ⏰😅 It's the never-ending saga of alarms, coffee, and the unrelenting quest for that elusive weekend feeling! Hang in there, folks! 🙃 #MondayMadness"
3 months ago
Share →: Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Commentary:
Well, that's one way to caffeinate both your coffee and your love life simultaneously! ☕📱 Who knew smooth talk could come with a side of caffeine rush? 😄
4 months ago
Share →: I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Commentary:
"Who knew a simple invitation could lead to such an intense cleaning workout! 💪🏡 Better start sprinting with that vacuum cleaner before your guests arrive! 🏃‍♂️🧹 #HouseworkOlympics"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Commentary:
"In case you were wondering, staring at the sun is the new brunch… 🌞 Get your daily dose of vitamin D and a side of temporary blindness! 🕶️😎 Remember, squint now, thank yourself later! 😜 #SunshineJunkie"
5 months ago
Share →: Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Commentary:
🎷🤣 "Attention, attention! Your call is so important to us that we've decided to serenade you with an epic clarinet performance. Get ready for an unforgettable seventy-five minute musical journey… or until we remember you're still waiting on the line! 😉🎶 #HoldMusicGoals #CustomerServiceChill"
5 months ago
Share →: Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Commentary:
Well, it seems like Marvel is taking the scenic route while The Powerpuff Girls are zooming through their missions like speedy superheroes! 🦸‍♀️💥 Maybe it's all those epic slow-motion sequences and dramatic superhero brooding that add up the runtime in Marvel movies! 😄 Keep the popcorn handy for those 3-hour Marvel marathons! 🍿✨
5 months ago
Share →: “Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Commentary:
Oh, Mondays… the day that just keeps on giving 😅⏰ It's like a perpetual Groundhog Day loop of chaos and mayhem! Just keep swimming through those Monday minutes, you got this! 💪🏼😆 #MondayMadness
6 months ago
Share →: I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Commentary:
Ah, a true social media maestro! 🤣👏 Waiting for the digital applause like a digital rockstar 🌟 Keep the followers entertained and the notifications popping! 📱💥 #SocialMediaSavvy