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90 Funny minutes quotes

Funny minutes quotes 🀣⏰ are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of humor to your everyday moments! Whether you’re stuck in a never-ending meeting πŸ“… or waiting for your coffee to brew β˜•, these witty sayings will have you chuckling in no time. They’re like little bursts of joy πŸ˜‚ that remind us life is too short not to laugh at its quirky timing. Dive into a collection that will tickle your funny bone and brighten your minutes! πŸŽ‰

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, β€œWe needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her β€œcan I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

β€œAre you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

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