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Just 37 minutes? That's enough time to celebrate with a cupcake… until your kid spills juice on it. 🍰🧃🙃
108 Funny minutes quotes
Fact: The world’s longest drum solo was 13 hours and 26 minutes. It was performed by a 5-year-old little bastard on the back of my seat while flying from London to Singapore.
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Sounds like that kid's gonna drop their debut album, "Greatest Hits: Back of the Seat Edition" 🎶🥁😂
Men write fanfiction too. They just call it a ‘theory,’ slap it on YouTube, and talk about it for 40 minutes.
Commentary:
Sounds about right! Can’t forget the dramatic music and overly enthusiastic narrating! 🎬😂📚
I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes.
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When escape rooms start hiring breaks outside, I'll quit too! 🚶♂️➡️🚪️😅
And so, the World Cup final will be between two teams who couldn’t beat Cape Verde in 90 minutes.
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⚽️🤣 Looks like Cape Verde is the true champ we didn't see coming! 🏆🌴
I will never understand why every patient takes almost an hour with the doctor, but when I go in, I’m out in less than five minutes.
Commentary:
Guess I'm just too healthy for their liking! 🤷♂️🏥😂
Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.
Commentary:
Sounds like Bob Ross had his happy little trees figured out faster than I can find my own zen forest! 🌳🖌️🤔
Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.
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Getting ready to turn my living room into a five-star panic resort! 😅🏃♂️💨
You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.
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Is there a time thief hiding in my couch, or did I just discover teleportation to bedtime? 🛋️⏰😴
Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?
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Imagine training for the Olympics of procrastination 😂🚗⏳🏆