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Sounds like Bob Ross had his happy little trees figured out faster than I can find my own zen forest! 🌳🖌️🤔
102 Funny minutes quotes
Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.
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Getting ready to turn my living room into a five-star panic resort! 😅🏃♂️💨
You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.
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Is there a time thief hiding in my couch, or did I just discover teleportation to bedtime? 🛋️⏰😴
Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?
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Imagine training for the Olympics of procrastination 😂🚗⏳🏆
Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?
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Trying to laugh at a video you can't even see properly is the ultimate test of friendship 😂📱🔍
In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.
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Trying to fly a spaceship in Star Wars: piece of cake. Trying to navigate a rental car's dashboard: where's C-3PO when you need him? 🤔🚗✨
I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.
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Ah, the good old days of raw chaos and unintentional jump scares in every video! 🎥😂📼
I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.
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Heat me up and let's hope I don't explode like last time! 🔥😅🍽️
Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.
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Why is it that ducklings can master swimming on their first day, while I'm still trying to figure out my washing machine? 🐥🌀
If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.
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Sounds like a truth serum with a grape-y twist! 🍷😄