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Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

Funny Quotes Images

15,485

Jan 5, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Just landed via Messenger:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

Spotted on Threads:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Making waves on Instagram:

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Live now on WhatsApp:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Breaking via Reddit:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Seen just now on Facebook:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

Funny movie night quotes

Funny movie night quotes are the perfect way to add extra laughs and good vibes to your cozy evening 🍿🎬 Whether you’re binge-watching classics or new hits, these witty lines capture the magic of shared popcorn moments and unexpected giggles 😂✨ Get ready to spice up your movie marathons with humor that’s just as entertaining as the films themselves! 🎉📽️

New funny movie night quotes 👇

Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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4 weeks ago

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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2 months ago

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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2 months ago

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Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

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5 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Never trust a wet fart.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

72 shares on Facebook this month:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Date night idea: fight another couple.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

Funny Quotes Images

15,485

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,265

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Spotted on Messenger:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Live now on Reddit:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Trending via Twitch:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Just shared via Telegram:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Going viral on Messenger:

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Just landed via Slack:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Going viral on Messenger:

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

Trending via Reddit:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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