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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.